Graf #3 Inventory and Inventory
List of the items currently on the make shift desk:
* Compaq laptop computer
* Lexmark multi function printer
* bronze adjustable desk lamp
* wicker and rod iron shaped into shells bathroom cup holder filled with
38 pens, 2 machanical pencils and one black sharpie
* clear glass container with a cobalt blue glass top filled with individually
wrapped wintergreen lifesaver candies
* pile of printed off ENG 101 course information including assignments
* 1 2010 United Health Care calendar hanging over the computer
* a newly transplanted English ivy houseplant
* coffee cup half full of brewed Folgers black silk coffee and chocolate raspberry creamer
* one wooden oak desk organizer approximately 16”across 6”inches wide 6” high with 5 separate compartments;
CONTENTS of the desk organizer:
* 5 packs of yellow post it notes
* 16 pieces of random paper; most with phone numbers scribbled on them, 3 have recipes written on them, 6 have email addresses written on them
* 1 tube carmex chap stick that looks like you have to dig it out with your fingernail
* 1 adaptor plug
* 1 thumb drive
* 3 business cards; Ron Turner- EMCC, Lisa McGinley- Key Bank, Sandy Nute HSHR
* scotch brand gloss finish transparent tape
* Stanley 12 foot power lock tape measure & a Stanley 10 foot tape measure
* 2 containers of white out, one completely dried out and unusable
* 1 nearly used up roll of black electrical tape
* couple of white pipe cleaners
* address book filled with odd and end scraps of paper with names,
phone numbers and addresses that have yet to be entered
* 1 big display Unisonic brand calculator
* tube of superglue I’m guessing is dried out like the container of white out
* a sunglass clip made for your visor of your car
* a part of a houseplant hanger
* 1 blue elastic
* a quick draw pen with clip that won’t retract
* random keys
* 2 black and silver clips
* 1 small nail
* 1 short black screw
* 1 yellow swirled birthday cake candle that hasn’t seen a match or lighter yet
* 1 very small craftsman screwdriver, I’d say about 4”
* 2 Microsoft offices 2003 CD’s; one is defective
* 1 can pledge multi surface clean and dust spray
* 1 crumpled up piece viva paper towel
* 1 small “The Humane Society” 2010 calendar
* 1 very small “my EMMC provider online” 2010 calendar with a sticky backing
* Old Virginia candle company McIntosh wax melts
* package of America United We Stand cards with white envelopes
* 1 package containing 4 refillable paper mate mechanical pencils
* 1 triangle shaped marker with a yellow, blue and orange markers
* bullet, looks like a 22 caliber
* stapler
* 3 wooden checkers, 2 black, 1 red
* handful of paperclips
* 1 grey iPod shuffle with ear buds attached
The owner of this make shift desk has many items that a desk should have available for ones use. Sounds like they’re able to keep the computer and area clean with the pledge spray and paper towel. Thumb drives are an essential part of owning a computer, hopefully they have anther one or two somewhere else around the house. They’ll certainly be able to tell what the date is with 3 calendars and by the size of the calculator, they shouldn’t have any problems balancing their checkbook ( if they do that kind of thing) This person is obviously very busy if they haven’t entered phone numbers and addresses in the address book, but they may have this information stored in their cell phone. At the very least, they have one good container of white out liquid paper, and a stapler (not sure about staples though, so the stapler may be more of a paperweight) Hopefully this person will be able to use that yellow candle some day for someone’s birthday, so they’ll be able to enjoy some cake, too. The owner of this list sounds like they may be some what patriotic with the package of United We Stand cards and having a bullet they probably abide by the second amendments right to bear arms. This individual can measure things anywhere up to 12’ and write them down on yellow sticky notes with the abundance of writing utensils and keep them all together with a paperclip. They might like to play games or use to anyway with those 3 abandoned checkers. The plant is healthy choice to have around for producing oxygen and candy is always a good thing. Hopefully they have a chance to finish that cup of coffee before noon and listen to some music on their iPod.
Monday, January 25, 2010
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"pile of printed off ENG 101 course information including assignments"
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The level of mess reminds me very much of...me! The paragraph is a good read, keeps the interest level up, since you find a funny way to give everything a twist (candy always good, coffee before noon, bullet and 2d amendment, etc)